Jack & Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun........
Stupid Jill forgot her pills
and now they have a son.....
Being with your Mother
13 years ago
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Children' story in a different form
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programmes on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programmes in the Sunday Market.
One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell into the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (The Woodcutter and the Axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess, to test him, appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.
As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, 'Is this your computer?'
Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, 'No.'
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said 'No, not at all!'
Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his
The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said 'Yes.'
The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, 'Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own?'
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, 'I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!' So saying that, she disappeared with the Pentium!!
Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a genius than to open your mouth and remove their doubts.
One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell into the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (The Woodcutter and the Axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess, to test him, appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.
As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, 'Is this your computer?'
Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, 'No.'
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said 'No, not at all!'
Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his
The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said 'Yes.'
The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, 'Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own?'
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, 'I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!' So saying that, she disappeared with the Pentium!!
Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a genius than to open your mouth and remove their doubts.
Murphy's Law(s)
Let's talk about stories involving Murphy laws in practise.
Murphy's Original Law
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong -- it will.
Murphy's First Corollary
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy's Second Corollary
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
The Murphy Philosophy
Smile... tomorrow will be worse
Murphy's Original Law
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong -- it will.
Murphy's First Corollary
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy's Second Corollary
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
The Murphy Philosophy
Smile... tomorrow will be worse
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