Jack & Jill

Jack & Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun........

Stupid Jill forgot her pills
and now they have a son.....

Children' story in a different form

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programmes on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programmes in the Sunday Market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell into the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (The Woodcutter and the Axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess, to test him, appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.

As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, 'Is this your computer?'

Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, 'No.'

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.

Annoyed, the engineer said 'No, not at all!'

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his

The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said 'Yes.'

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, 'Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own?'

The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, 'I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!' So saying that, she disappeared with the Pentium!!

Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a genius than to open your mouth and remove their doubts.

Murphy's Law(s)

Let's talk about stories involving Murphy laws in practise.

Murphy's Original Law
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong -- it will.

Murphy's First Corollary
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Second Corollary
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law
Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

The Murphy Philosophy
Smile... tomorrow will be worse

To AD vid love....

shez so wonderful in her writing prowess dat one would love to read her for the life time....
shez so expressive vid her emotions dat one would love to feel her vid her expressions.....
shez so romantic that one would love to romance her......
shez so understanding dat one would love to hav a wife like her......
shez so loving dat one would love to love her for the whole life......


I dunno y the hell all these feelings surround me wen i read her blog but I can't resist....
den ma mind says...."dude, what the f*** !!!! y the hell r u caring for the others....express ur feelins openly to her n hence i've expressed 'em at her blog......
now 'am w8in....lets c...wots d response.......

Love....

Yeah.....'tis nice to be in love.....he he....but its one sided (more smiles ehhehehehe)
'cuz for some days i've been followin the blog of a gurl.....n i liked her in every way....but i dunno y she always remains in a confused state of mind.....
should i care bout it.....
what the f***..... y shudn't i ?????

Electionzzz....

u must be wondering why the hell i hav put those extra zzz...in the spelling.....
what the F**k....why r u gonna ask such a bullshit...isn't it !!!!

but lemme tell u cuz i am here to do all the bakwas....hai na !!!!
btw everytime this bullshit called "elections" comes up after every 5 years or so....."or so" ..... cuz nowadays its not fixed that whether those big "fat abdomens" whom we call our Neta's are even goin to keep there kursi's for that amount of time.....
ok....ok 'am deviating from ma original Bakwas or bullshit or whatever.....it is

where were we....hmm got it......these elections makes any sane person doze of in d midst of those fatty abdomen and blabbermouths' speech which they call "Bhaashan" n really according to ma research which is very unlike then the other research works carried out around the globe....i have found that the chances of sleeping zzzz.....when an idiot is blabbering his neverending list of promises is directly proportional to the degrees which u r holding.....hence the more learned u are the faster u will sleep....cuz u know dat those idiotic stuffs r never gonna be fulfilled.....

"Bakwas Bandh Kar"

Yep u r very correct....."Bakwas Bandh Kar" stands for "Stop this Bullshit"
n ya 'am gonna let the bullshit come in open to be known by the general populace on various topics which we all r dealing with on a routine basis.....