A Joke

A Guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on." She told him, "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6." He thanked her and continued playing golf.

Later he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. "I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on." She told him "you are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13."

Again he thanked her and continued playing golf. When he finished, he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted.

As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living. "I am in sales." she said. He replied, "no kidding, so am I. What do you sell ?" She said it is too embarrassing to tell. But, after he kept pleading to know what she sold, finally,she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised. She said, "I sell WHISPER (Sanitary Napkins)" . He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically. She said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh".

He replied (still with tears in his eyes), "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper..... I am still one hole behind you." !!

The rise of "aam-aadmi" (Common Man)

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Don't mess with Woman

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,

interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a


woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large

metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our


instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will


find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The


agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife


and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went

into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with


tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said,


"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to

kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were

heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the

walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and

there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun was

loaded with false bullets" she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the

chair!!"


MORAL: Women are extremely determined.. Don't mess with them!!

Jack & Jill

Jack & Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun........

Stupid Jill forgot her pills
and now they have a son.....

Children' story in a different form

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programmes on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programmes in the Sunday Market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell into the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (The Woodcutter and the Axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess, to test him, appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.

As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, 'Is this your computer?'

Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, 'No.'

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.

Annoyed, the engineer said 'No, not at all!'

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his

The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said 'Yes.'

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, 'Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own?'

The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, 'I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!' So saying that, she disappeared with the Pentium!!

Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a genius than to open your mouth and remove their doubts.

Murphy's Law(s)

Let's talk about stories involving Murphy laws in practise.

Murphy's Original Law
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong -- it will.

Murphy's First Corollary
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Second Corollary
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law
Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

The Murphy Philosophy
Smile... tomorrow will be worse

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