Don't mess with Woman

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,

interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a


woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large

metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our


instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will


find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The


agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife


and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went

into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with


tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said,


"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to

kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were

heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the

walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and

there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun was

loaded with false bullets" she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the

chair!!"


MORAL: Women are extremely determined.. Don't mess with them!!